Ok, here's one from the "Howard Family Dream Disorder" files. I had this dream just the other night and it is still VERY VIVID in my mind. I promise, I am not making this up.
Here goes:
I had not shaved my legs in FOREVER (in the dream!) so I decided it was about time to do something about that. I went to the bathroom, got the razor and shaving cream and was all set to take care of the two overly hairy lower extremities of my body. When I went to make the first shave I realized I had little bean sprout looking things emerging from my legs! They weren't just sprouting, they were about to bloom open!! Oh my, how in the world did this happen?? I started shaving ever so carefully, hoping, praying, they would come off with the razor while not taking half my leg with it. When I got to the knee one of the 'sprouts' was ingrown!! What should I do?? I decided to gently scraped the razor across my knee...when I did the skin on my leg opened up and I realized I had a whole plant growing downwards inside my leg. I started to pull it out, it had grown all the way down to my ankle. Yet, oddly it did not hurt. (Although, in the dream the feeling of this plant being slowly pulled out of my skin was SO vivid!) Once completely removed, where there was ample space to blossom, I held in my hand one of the most beautiful flowers!! Oh no, now my skin will be all stretched out!! But, when I felt my leg, everything was fine. End of dream.
Now, here's the kicker....just this past Sunday in church, while Bro. Grey was preaching, I looked at the pulpit and realized...those huge flowers standing next to the podium look just like the flowers that were growing in my leg in my dream. I even had to nudge Marty and tell him. I promise, the only substances that go in this body are prescribed by a doctor and unfortunately the addiction to nicotine.
Now, once you've quit laughing hysterically, don't go looking up the number to the nearest loony house...I swear I'm sane!!
Care to analyze it??
