Dreams...

ok, so I'm a little slow and boring in the "blogger" world. Thought random readers might get a kick out of this post and some family who are also notorious for weird dreams would completely understand. Thought I'd share my past two nights of dreams with you......
Wednesday Nights Dream:
Man, we've won tickets to a concert where we'll be called up on stage and get to be in the bands' next music video. The only draw back? It's Brooks & Dunn (yuck!). But hey, to get in a music video I'll go whether I like the band or not! We get to the concert hall and it's crowded, packed to the gills! But we're escorted right to the front row, to big, comfortable seats! During the middle of the concert we're called up on stage and introduced. Then the music starts for the video and these HUGE lights flick on, right in my face!! I can hardly see!! Squinting, I'm blinded, can't open my eyes!. I'm standing there on stage, going to make an appearance across the world in a music video, and all I can think is "I'm going to look like a redneck hick standing here with my face screwed up, blinded by the light, yet trying to smile at the same time." Then, out of nowhere, cold water, on my face. Wait, it's sticky too!
I'm startled awake. Ends up that "blinding light" was my bedroom light, turned on by Marty to wake me up. When that didn't work he poured his leftover Fresca from the night before on my head!! I can only imagine, he's standing over me the whole time, laughing, watching me squint my eyes, yet try to smile at the same time in my sleep.
Thursday Nights Dream:
We're going to a company picnic. What fun. Maybe I'll win a door prize! Hey, I like free stuff!! But all of the sudden I feel sick. Funny sick. For some reason we buy a pregnancy test, POSITIVE!! What?? I had my tubes tied 13 years ago!! I've already got four kids, don't think my nerves can handle a baby!! Ends up for some reason there is a doctor at the picnic, yes, your symptoms definetely point to pregnancy. Now, what fun am I'm going to have at this picnic with this kind of news? I immediately left to see my doctor. Another pregnancy test, NEGATIVE!! Woo Hoo! Then, the dream jumps to another scene. We're living in these "New Age" apartments run by the Tices' (family will understand). Instead of roofs, there are nets and the walls are all glass. Everyone can see everything you are doing! Why in the heck would we move here?? But, we're moving out, and for some reason it's in a hurry. Marty is out of town, so it's up to me and my friend Julie to get everything out of this apartment in one day. One day!! We're rushing, throwing stuff in boxes, struggling to lift heavy furniture. No sleep, must keep moving, we've got to get out of here. Then, we realize there are grapevines growing through the nets, out of the glass, out of the floor. Pulling, tugging, we've got to get them all out. We must leave the apartment as we found it. How are we ever going to get this cleaned up? Dry leaves are everywhere, the dust from a "net roof" is unbelievable! Oh no, the carpet is actual grass, TALL, never been mowed grass. How could I have possible lived in this and never noticed? Finally, it's clean, the last boxes are going out, but right as we walk past the pool, Chinese men, everywhere, shooting at us with paintball guns!! Boom, the dream ends. Ok, I can only assess that the Chinese men with paintball guns stems from watching MXC on tv last night.

So, maybe I should write these dreams down, see if someone would publish them..."Redneck Woman Plagued by Demented Dreams." Hope you got a chuckle out of this, none of it was made up. Anyone care to interpret???
Thought it was only appropriate to include a pic of me napping with this post.
Good Day Everyone!